WHEN ENGLISH IS NOT REACHABLE HAHAHAHA...!!!

These are actual occurences: 

*English teacher at a  secondary School: "The girl goes to school, goesn't  she?

*A teacher in a school:  Both of you three...come here!"*An irritated teacher to a student: "Tomorrow I want you to come with your father, your mother and both your parents!"

*On seeing twins enter his office, the deputy principal at a certain school said:" You look together; are you twice?"

*A guy heard a teacher scolding  two boys who were arguing: "Don't speak twice together, man, Speak once upon a time!

*An English teacher inquiring as to who took his pen: "Who took my pen yesterday? - John replies: "Not me teacher I tookn't, Sharifa took it." - Sharifa to John: "Took me, Took you?'' - John replies: "Took you!"